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好了 如果我们继续推进 Okay, well, if we continue to move forward together,
几个月内应该就能怀孕 it's very doable to get pregnant in a matter of months.
但如果你想立刻要孩子 But if you want to have a baby right away,
或许可以先看看我们提供的 it might be a good idea to take a look at the options
几个选择 we have to offer.
好的 我 Okay, um, I'll--
我拿了册子 我会看看的 I have the pamphlets. I'll look over those.
我们会商量下 然后再告诉你 Yeah. We'll discuss it and we'll get back to you.
-好的 -谢谢 - Sounds good. - Okay, thank you.
-你们保重 -非常感谢 - Yeah, you guys take care. - Thank you very much.
再见 Bye.
这是好消息 对吗 I thought it was good news, right?
她说我的子宫"在快速退化" She said my uterus is "rapidly deteriorating."
她没说"快速" She didn't say "rapidly."
随便了 Whatever.
无论如何 不管是人工授精还是试管婴儿 Either way, whether it's Iui or ivf,
无论如何 如果她认为我们能有小孩 either way, if she thinks we can have a baby--
嗯 但是是我在里面 Yeah, but I'm the one that's in there getting
-接受检查 -我知道 我希望我能 - poked and prodded-- - Yeah, and I wish I could
替你分担 但是... take some of that off your plate, but...
-这是好消息 -嗯 没错 只是 - It's good information. - Yeah, it is, it's just--
我上班要迟到了 now I'm late for school, and--
我们能晚点再谈吗 Can we just talk about it later?
-好的 -好 - All right. - Okay.
-嗯 -拜拜 - Yeah. - Bye.
-祝你今天愉快 -你也是 - Okay. Have a nice day. - You too.
威尔森老师 Ms. Wilson, um...
-我 -不 听着 - I-- - No, listen.
昨天的事越界了 Um, yesterday was not okay.
我懂 真的 这正是我想找你谈的事 I get it. No, I do. That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
我会给你找个新辅导老师 I'm gonna find you a new tutor.
-我不想要新的辅导老师 -那不是我的问题 - I--I don't want a new tutor-- - That is not my problem.
-听着 我很抱歉 -不不 如果任何人 - Okay, look, I'm sorry. - No, no, no, if anyone--
如果任何人知道你昨天做的事 我 if anyone found out what you did yesterday, I--
我的人生就完了 My life would be ruined.
我没告诉任何人 I haven't told anybody.
我也不打算说出去 Look, I'm not-I'm not going to.
我懂的 我很抱歉 我 I--I get it. Look, I'm sorry. I--
我不该亲你的 I should not have kissed you.
我明白 是我的错 All right, I understand that. It's my fault.
以后不会再发生了 And it won't happen again.
-很好 -好的 好的 - Good. - Okay. Okay, good.
你 You'll--
-你还会继续辅导我吧 -不 - you'll still tutor me, right? - No.
不好意思 不行 No, I'm sorry, I-No.
克莱尔 Claire. Uh--
威尔森老师 Ms. Wilson.
我负担不起其他人上的课 I can't afford the classes that everyone else takes.
拜托了 Please?
-好吧 但是... -我恳求你 - Okay, well-- - I'm asking you, I--
-你能帮我吗 -听着 如果我同意 - Can you help me? - Listen, if I agree,
-那你就得保证... -我保证 - then you need to promise me-- - I promise.
我保证 I promise.
-好的 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
那么 So then, um...
周六见 返校日舞会之前 Saturday, then. Before homecoming.
谢谢你 Thank you.
-喂 -干嘛 - Yo. - What?
你和乔什怎么了 What's up with you and Josh?
没什么 他就是... Nothing, he's just--
他就是有点气我要带他姐姐参加返校节舞会 He's just a little pissed that I'm taking his sister to homecoming.
你准备带谁去 Who are you taking?
不知道 Don't know.
哥们 今天都周四了 Dude, it's Thursday.
周六就是舞会 你选择不多了 Dance is Saturday. Your options are slim.
我可能不去了 I just don't think I'm gonna go.
-什么 那怎么行 -真的 - What? No, no. - Yeah.
不行 哥们 我们明年就毕业了 No, dude, come on. We're seniors.
-不了 -不 别这样对我 - No. - No, do--do not do this to me.
我们能胡闹犯错的机会 We only have so many, you know, chances to fucking, like,
不多了 make mistakes and shit.
再说我订了几个酒店套间 舞会后继续嗨 Plus, I got some hotel suites for the after party.
你哄回梅朵跟你复合了吧 Hey, you got Meadow to take your ass back, right?
是的 Yeah.
我不理她一周就行了 I just had to ignore her for a week.
-那一招很有用 真令人沮丧 -才不 - It's depressing how much that works. - Nah,
人就是越得不到越想要 这是人的本性 people just want what they can't have. It's human nature.
你为什么不带艾莉森去 哥们 Why don't you just take Alison, dude?
我俩都以为你们迟早 We both thought you guys were gonna get back together
-会和好的 -不 - eventually, so-- - No.
千万别 拜托了 No, no, no, please.
我不能再忍受艾莉森逼逼一年政治 Dude, I can't take another year of Alison spewing politics.
我们懂 你是女权主义者嘛 看球 We get it, you're a feminist. Heads up.
我感觉我们完全没帮上忙 Okay, I feel like we haven't helped at all.
我忙死了 I'm swamped.
除了帮忙我就没干别的 我已经被榨干了 I've done nothing but help, I cannot give any more than
-一滴都不剩了 -好吧 那我就... - I'm already giving. - Okay, well, I'm gonna
来整理这些彩带 I don't know, like, organize these streamers.
你真高尚 That is noble.
不 你说得对 Yeah. No, you're right.
我本来考虑不参加舞会了 I was thinking of skipping the dance.
除非艾莉森愿意发善心 跟我一起去 Unless, uh, Alison here would be kind enough to come with me.
天啊 埃里克 Oh, my God, Eric.
好了 我得继续干活 All right, um, gotta get back to this.
-能把那个递给我吗 -好的 - Can you pass me that? - Sure.
等等 那么 Wait, so--
你是答应了吗 还是... Is that a yes? Or...
可以 Yes.
你们在干嘛 谈论政治吗 You guys, what, talking politics?
你好啊 What's up?
你好 What up?
我参加舞会有伴了 Got a date for the dance now.
你不会吧 You didn't.
-必须的 -太好了 - I totally did. - Yes.
店员说这是果香四溢 Woman at the store said it was a very fruit-forward,
非常入口的红酒 very drinkable wine.
-起很多泡的红酒 -真棒 - Very effervescent. - Great.
-干杯 -宝贝 - Cheers. - Babe.
干杯 Cheers.
你有考虑今天上午医生说的吗 You think at all about what the doctor said this morning?
我们能改天再聊这事吗 Could we just talk about this another time?
当然可以 我以为我们今晚就要聊 Yeah, sure. I thought we were gonna talk about it tonight.
我刚在韦斯特布鲁克立足 I just started at Westerbrook.
我不是很想变成激素旺盛的样子 I don't really wanna be pumped full of hormones right now.
我理解 Yeah, I get it.
好吧 我只想让你知道这一点 Okay, I'm just gonna say this one thing.
只要你准备好了 我们随时都能生孩子 Whenever you're ready, we'll make it work.
我真的很想和你一起组建家庭 I just really wanna start a family with you.
好了 Okay.
我绝对不会 I never will.
但我会不停地给你上啤酒 But I will keep getting you beers.
-我去 -你好啊 埃里克 - Oh, shit. - What's up, Eric?
-你好 伙计 -你好 哥们 - What's up, man? - What's up, dude?
-见到你很高兴 -我也是 - Good to see you. - Good to see you too.
-你今晚来玩吗 -不了 - You hanging out tonight? - Nah.
你们得弄个可信度高一点假身份证 You guys gotta get some better fake IDs.
我给你们跑腿都累了 我也很想念 Little tired doing runs for you and I'm missing the mixer
德尔塔·恺兄弟会办的活动 跟你们两个鬼混 at the Delta Chi's house to hang out with you fucks.
克莱尔 你来补习吗
明年到你了 你期待吗 Yo. Next year. You excited?
-欧米伽·卡帕·贝塔会等着你 -当然期待 - Omega Kappa Beta, baby. - Yeah, man.
-我和你所向无敌 -那可不 - You, me, killing it. - Yeah, dude,
但你懂的 前提是我得考上 you know how it is. If I even get in.
拜托 你肯定能考上 Come on, you're getting in.
别说丧气话啊 哥们 What are you even talking about? Dude!
你都没和我说 你跟那个妞怎么样了 You never told me. How did it go with that chick?
上周末和你一起散步的那个 The one you were parading around with last weekend.
-她叫什么来着 -等下 什么 - What was her name? - Wait, what?
你居然告诉了我兄弟都没告诉我 You fucking tell my brother before you tell me?
-又不是认真的 我们刚认识 -她是谁 - No, it's no big deal. I--we just met. - Who is it?
我在打工的地方认识的她 I met her at work.
是的 她叫 斯黛芬... Yeah, her name's, uh, Steph--
-斯黛芬 -斯戴芬妮 没错 - Steph... - Stephanie. Yeah.
-斯黛芬妮 -是的 她... - Stephanie. - Yeah, she, um--
她有天来餐厅吃饭 she came into the diner one day,
我们就开始聊天 一拍即合 然后... we started talking, we hit it off, and, uh...
她在得克萨斯大学念书 She--she goes to UT.
是真的 It's true.
到底有多性感 伙计们 Okay, well, how hot are we talking, boys?
非常性感 知性的那种性感 Really hot--you know, like a sophisticated kind of way.
辣上天 Smoke shop.
我去 兄弟 大学生 Damn, dude. College girl?
我喜欢比我大的女生 God, I love older women.
-所以今晚你要带乔什的姐姐去 是吗 -不是吧 - That's why you're taking Josh's sister tonight, right? - No.
你猜怎么着 去你们的 Hey, you know what? Fuck you guys.
去你们的 年龄只是数字 好吗 Fuck you guys. Age is just a number, all right?
我们什么时候能见到她 When are we gonna meet her?
我不知道 她... Well, I don't know. She, uh--
她最近有点忽冷忽热的 不过 she's been a little hot and cold recently, but...
你们知道我的 我在想办法 You know me, I'm working on it.
当然了 你可是埃里克·沃克 'Course you fucking are. You're Eric fucking Walker.
你可别忘了 Don't you forget it, baby.
-洛根 给我瓶啤酒 -没问题 - Yo, Logan, give me a beer. - I got you.
-给你 -谢谢 - Here you go. - Thank you.
你是个神经病 You're a psychopath.
干杯 Cheers.
-干杯 -敬斯黛芬妮 - Cheers. - To Stephanie.
克莱尔 你在哪儿
你在给她发短信吗 Are you texting her right now?
不 我在玩欲擒故纵 No, I'm just, you know, playing hard to get.
-啤酒乒乓 -来吧 - Beer pong. - Let's do it.
你得教我 我不会玩 You have to teach me. I don't know how to do this.
-你想喝点什么吗 -当然 一向如此 - Do you want a drink? - Yeah, 'course, always.
你想喝什么 啤酒 What do you want? A beer?
我们来拼酒吧 Let's, uh, let's do shots.
-拼酒 好 -嗯 - Shots? Okay. - Yeah.
来吧 Yes, please.
好主意 Sounds great.
好 Okay.
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
真够劲啊 Whoa, that's--
拜托 高手 拿出你的实力 Come on, champ, step it up.
我以为你应该是这领域的专家呢 I thought you were supposed to be the expert here.
好吧 女汉子 Okay, tough girl.
-嗯 -能给我一杯吗 - Yeah. - May I have one of those?
给你 Yeah, here you go.
你没下迷幻药吧 You didn't roofie this, right?
很好笑 Nice one.
你们今晚会来余兴派对吧 You guys are coming to the afterparty tonight, right?
-嗯 -我在戴斯酒店租了三个房间 - Yeah. - I rented three rooms at Days Inn.
我们知道 Yeah, we--we know.
你一直没完没了地提这事 I mean, you've been talking about it nonstop.
事实上根本没停过 我们会去的 Constantly, actually. We're gonna be there.
天啊 乔什 你能消停点吗 Oh, my God. Josh, can you chill?
我们应该大概三十分钟后出发吗 We, uh, should get going in like, 30 minutes?
嗯 三十分钟可以 Yeah, 30's good, yeah.
你该悠着点 哥们 Just--you should cool it a bit, man.
这个酒店开房的事 The whole, like, hotel room thing--
你得放松点 You need to loosen up.
-我得放松 -是的 - I need to loosen up? - Yeah, oh yeah.
我的天 Oh, my God.
为什么我们要做这事 Why are we doing this?
为什么学生们不能自己来拿汽水 Why can't the students get their own soda?
你今晚很好玩 You're fun tonight.
抱歉 Sorry.
-不要 -来嘛 - No. - Come on,
我们在储藏间 没人会看到你 we're in a storage closet. No one's gonna see you.
你很需要这个 I can see how much you need this.
好吧 Okay.
这些小孩搞得好像我们很愚蠢一样 These kids act like we're some dumb teacher,
好像我们不了解... like we don't know what it's like--
-我们清楚他们的把戏 -是啊 - We know their tricks. - I know,
就像是我们在教室之外不存在一样 it's like we don't exist outside the classroom.
我们可以说为他们做了一切 却没人道谢 We basically do everything for them, there's no thank you.
你还需要喝 You need another.
呕 你真是坏影响 Ew. You're such a bad influence.
谢谢 Thank you.
我今晚玩得好开心 I'm having so much fun.
我也是 Me too.
抱歉我等了这么久才邀请你 Hey, I'm sorry it took me so long for me to ask you.
你真要在这首歌期间道歉吗 Are you really apologizing during this song?
也许吧 Uh, maybe.
你去哪了 Where were you?
我在餐馆里等了你差不多45分钟 I waited in the diner for you for like 45 minutes.
该死 Oh, shit.
-抱歉 我完全忘了 -别骗我 - I'm sorry, I totally forgot-- - Don't lie to me.
你求我继续辅导你 You basically begged me to continue tutoring you,
然后又来这一出 and then you pull this crap?
你想要我说什么 What do you want me to say?
我无法停止想你 I can't stop thinking about you.
我 我做梦也梦见你 I mean, I--I have fucking dreams about you.
我 I...
我想继续让你辅导 但是 I wanted to keep tutoring, but...
我太喜欢你了 I'm too attracted to you.
我不想让你陷入麻烦 我只是 And I don't want to get you in trouble. I--I just--
我感觉我在你身边没法控制自己 I feel like I can't control myself around you.
抱歉 我 I'm sorry. I, um...
-我该跟你说的 -你该回去了 - I should've told you-- - You should go back inside.
去吧 Just go.
你要是不想的话我们不用这么做 We don't have to do this if you don't want to.
我想 I want to.
到后座去 Get in the backseat.